At Work
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that...
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burnout, and figure out what,...
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How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.
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Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb...
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How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil
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The company president called the chief security guard...
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. "Chuck, we've received a complaint from one of the employees that you are making...
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How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse...
Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit." A schoolteacher...
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Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn't work.
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What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has to deal with one asshole at a time.
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Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:"Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow."
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