At Work

Your hair smells nice

A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that...

 

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burnout, and figure out what,...

 

How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?

How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.

 

Work Environment

Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb...

 

How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?

How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil

 

The company president called the chief security guard...

The company president called the chief security guard into his office. "Chuck, we've received a complaint from one of the employees that you are making...

 

How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse...

Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit." A schoolteacher...

 

Did you hear about the welfare doll?

Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn't work.

 

What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?

What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has to deal with one asshole at a time.

 

Telegram received from ex-employee

Telegram received from ex-employee:"Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow."