Business Jokes

Finding accountants

|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks...

 

Why study Economics?

|Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out for our invisible hands." 2. Economists can supply it on demand. 3. You can...

 

Question and answer

|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An econometrician is a trained professional paid to use computers to guess...

 

An economist's speech

|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washington, DC on the problems with Black-Scholes model of option...

 

Poem about Economics

|If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along. If your idea's not defensible don't make it comprehensible or folks will...

 

An economist's logic

|A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. One of them studied the map for some time, turning it up...

 

Economist Valentines

|Top economist Valentine's Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding dropoff in consumer enthusiasm.3. Let's raise...

 

Economics ruins life

|Economics is ruining your life when...- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son's discount rate by seeing how many sweets he would require to be promised to...

 

I have a big problem

|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to Bill, "Bill, you know, I have a big problem. I don't know what to do about it. I have a...

 

Talking on the plane

|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government travelers, they were assigned the cheapest seats on the plane so...