Food Jokes
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are...
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Thin People Don't
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even follow their suggestions. But eventually, inevitably, I...
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The results of a study
|About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to.
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The bachelor's diet
|Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth LUNCH - Send your secretary out for...
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Caffeine addict quiz
|Do you want to know if you suffer from "Alertness Deficit Disorder" (ADD)? Then just take this simple quiz. These questions will help us to determine...
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M&M Evolution theory
|M&M's: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species.To...
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Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel's pickled eggs ... 8. Meeter's Kraut Juice (Stokely USA): Yes, that's sauerkraut...
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Food laughs & humor
|From Harper's Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
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He's a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."
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Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!
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