Foreigners
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hooker looking at him.He stops, bangs on the window and...
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An American tourist is visiting China...
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide:"How large is...
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A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm."Why did you do that?" the...
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A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag...
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What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.
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What is the difference between a English actuary and...
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A...
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A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge."Toilette pepper!"
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Australia...
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term 'Going Down Under' means something entirely different
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I saw a pen in a store the other day...
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than most.The clerk said, "It's made in Germany".I said,...
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A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel...
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed: "Here...
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