Foreigners
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
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The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the forecourt below. The Queen says to the Popeout of the corner of...
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- 1602
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The wedding is off...no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. Waiting for things to get started, they were somewhat...
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A waitress walks up to one of her tables in...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmenseated there are furiously...
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A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a Russian,...
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- 1462
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Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't knowwhere they are. The first guy says "I'll find out" and putshis arm out the plane, then brings it...
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- 1605
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Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around and replies"Shut-the-f*ck-up, or you'll get us all...
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- 1400
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Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.For several nights...
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- 1570
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A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park bench and sleep. Tomorrow he would walk home after he...
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- 1522
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