Funny Jokes
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He's welcome to it-- who else would want it?
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his mind
He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty. He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light
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insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He paid $500 to have his family tree searched, and found out he was the sap. There are times he...
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insults part 2
He's so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn't honorable to sleep with a married woman. He's so dumb,...
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Fireplace
You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turned off the fireplace"!!!
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family vehicle
your family is so poor.......... the family vehicle is a skateboard.
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What's that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head.
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