Funny Jokes

you are so stupid...

You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed



I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.


Your Family Is So Poor

Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, ?Hey, who turned off the heater!?


Your Dad's Like Cement

You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!


Knock, Knock... George Washington

Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?


Yo Family Is So Poor...

Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your...


You're so stupid... Police

You're so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.


grammar correction

A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Oklahoma, being friendly and all said, "So, where y'all...