Gender Jokes

Tell about a haircut

|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women's version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave...

 

Men writing the rules

|If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after...

 

The bum on a street

|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man...

 

Discussing finances

|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife...

 

A stolen credit card

|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

 

Short gender joke

|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!

 

More M & M's?

|Why don't men eat more M & M's?They are too hard to peel!

 

I.Q. of 50?

|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!

 

Bonds mature!

|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!

 

Why are blond jokes so short?

|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!