Gender Jokes

men and beer bottles

|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the neck up!

|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don't know - it's never happened.

|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.

|What's a man's idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

|What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!

|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!

|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer!

|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

|What's the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between his toes.

|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!