Irish Jokes

Humor about St. Patrick's Day

|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. "What's wrong, Seamus?" Paddy asked. "Well didn't...

 

I live in the flat above Paddy

|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second...

 

McQuillan walked into a bar

|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives...

 

spitting in the vase

|"Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?" "No, Nora, but I'm getting closer all the time !"

 

The Doctor was puzzled

|The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. ""Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley, I'll come...

 

His wife had been killed

|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan. "Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant. "She spoke...

 

Leprechaun Jokes

|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of...

 

Humor about Leprechauns

|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden. The old man wrote...

 

Irish jokes in a pub

|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands up : "You're making' out we're all dumb and stupid. I oughtta punch you in...

 

I'll tell them slowly

|"Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I've got some great Irish jokes.""Before you start," said the big bloke in the corner, ", I'm Irish.""Don't worry,"...