Irish Jokes
Humor about St. Patrick's Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. "What's wrong, Seamus?" Paddy asked. "Well didn't...
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I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second...
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- 2070
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McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives...
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- 1917
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spitting in the vase
|"Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?" "No, Nora, but I'm getting closer all the time !"
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- 1849
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The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. ""Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley, I'll come...
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- 1976
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His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan. "Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant. "She spoke...
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- 1931
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Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of...
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- 1740
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Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden. The old man wrote...
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- 1762
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Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands up : "You're making' out we're all dumb and stupid. I oughtta punch you in...
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- 1841
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I'll tell them slowly
|"Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I've got some great Irish jokes.""Before you start," said the big bloke in the corner, ", I'm Irish.""Don't worry,"...
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