Blonde jokes
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her 
eyes out. 
Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, 
asks 
sympathetically, "What's the matter?" 
The blonde 
replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that 
my mother 
had passed away." 
"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't 
you go home for the 
day.
.. we aren't terribly busy. Just take the 
day off to relax and rest." 
The blonde very calmly explains, 
"No, I'd be better off here. I need 
to keep my mind off it and I 
have the best chance of doing that here." 
The boss agrees and 
allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need 
anything, just let me 
know," he says. 
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check 
on the blonde. He looks 
out over his office and sees the blonde 
crying hysterically. He rushes 
out to her, and asks, "Are you going to 
be okay? Is there anything I 
can do to help?" 
"No," re
 plies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she 
said 
that HER mom died too!"
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