Car and train jokes
As a 
senior citizen was driving down 
the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, 
he heard his wife's 
voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard 
on the news that 
there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. 
Please be 
careful!" 
"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's 
hundreds of 
them!"
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