Car and train jokes
A man is driving along in the Irish 
countryside, when he 
comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of 
petrol, the man decides 
to stop. He says to the attendant at the 
station, "Fill it up, will 
you?". The man says "Sorry - we're right 
out of petrol." So the man 
considers, and says "Well, I'm a bit low 
on oil, would you mind 
topping that up?" And the attendant 
responds"Sorry, but no oil either." 
The man thinks, and asks the attendant 
to wash his windscreen, to which 
he gets the by-now predictable 
response that he can't do that. The man 
at this point is fairly mad, 
so he asks the attendant "Just what kind 
of petrol station is this 
?" The attendant then looks both ways, and 
very carefully whispers 
to the man "To tell you the truth, this is just 
an IRA front." 
The man then says "Well, in that case, you can blow up the tyres 
!"
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