Restaurant jokes

"What flavors of ice cream
do you have?"
inquired the customer.

"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate,"
answered the new waitress in a
hoarse whisper.

Trying to be
sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have
laryngitis?"
"No.

..

."
replied the new waitress with some effort, "just.

..

erm.

..

.
vanilla,
strawberry, and chocolate."