Aviation jokes
Taxiing down the tarmac,
the jetliner
abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.
After an
hour-long wait, it finally took off.
A concerned passenger asked
the flight attendant, "What was the
problem?"
"The pilot was
bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained
the flight
attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new
pilot."
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