Aviation jokes

Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student
pilot, I am out of
fuel."
Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce
airspeed to best glide!

! Do you
have the airfield in
sight?

!?

!

!"
Pilot: "Uh.

..

tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where

the fuel truck is."