Aviation jokes
After an overnight flight to meet my father
at
his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at
Rhein-Main
Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all
under age 11.
Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the
cramped
customs area. A young customs official watched our
entourage in disbelief,
''Ma'am,
'' he said, ''do all these children
and this luggage
belong to you?
''
''Yes, sir,
'' my
mother said with a sigh, ''they're all
mine.
''
The
customs agent began his interrogation: ''Ma'am, do you have any
weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?
''
''Sir,
'' she calmly answered, ''if I'd had any of those items, I
would have used them by now.
''
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