Business jokes

The Ten Commandments Of Employment

If
it rings, put it on hold.

If it clunks, call the
repairman.

If it whistles, ignore it.

If it's a friend, stop work and
chat.

If it's the boss, look busy.

If it talks, take
notes.

If it's handwritten, type it.

if it's typed, copy
it.

If it's copied, file it.

If it's Friday, forget
it!