Car and train jokes

One day a guy was driving with his
4-year-old daughter
and beeped his car horn by mistake.

She turned and
looked at him for an explanation.

He said, "I did that by
accident."
She replied, "I know that, daddy."
He replied, "How'd you
know?"
The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'ASSHOLE!

'
afterwards!"