Cat jokes

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed

me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and
take
good care of me.

.. They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey,
these people I live with feed me, love me, provide
me with a nice warm,
dry house, pet me, and take good care of me.

.. I
must be a God!