Fishing jokes
Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman
who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger
approaches and asks: "Any luck?"
"Any luck? This is a wonderful
spot. I took 10 out of this stream
yesterday," he
boasts.
"Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the
stranger.
"Nope."
"Well, meet the new game warden."
"Oh," gulped
the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?"
"Nope."
"Meet
the biggest liar in the state!"
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