Heaven and hell jokes
A cat and a mouse died on the same
day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them
'How do you like it so far?
'
The mouse replied 'It's
great, but can I get a pair of roller
skates?
' God said 'Sure', and
he gave him a pair of roller skates.
The next day God saw the
cat and asked him 'How do you like it up here
so far?
' and the cat
replied 'Great, I didn't know you had meals on
wheels up
here!
'
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