Idiot and fool jokes

Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison
electrical repairmen, were
working on a blown house circuit.

"Hey,
Cole!" said Edney. "See those two wires?"

"Sure," Cole
answered.

"Now just grab one of them."

Cole grabbed one of the
wires.

"Feel anything?" asked his partner.

"Not a
thing," answered Cole.

"Good!" said Edney. "Don't touch the other
one or you'll drop
dead!"