Judge jokes
Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to
the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to
have a jury of your peers."
The man thought for a moment. "What
are peers?" he asked.
"They're people just like you your
equals."
"Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I don't want to be tried by a
bunch of thieves."
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