Marriage jokes

Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't
get along. One day she
said to him, "If it wasn't for my money,
that new television wouldn't
be here. If it wasn't for my money,
that grand piano wouldn't be here.
If it wasn't for my money, this
house wouldn't be here."

Casey mumbled, "If it wasn't for
your money, I wouldn't be
here."