Marriage jokes
There were three guys in a bar. Two are
talking
about the amount of control they have over their wives. The
third remains
silent. After a while, one of the first two turned to the
third and sez
"Well.
.. What about you, what sort of control do you
have over your
wife ?" "Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my
wife came to me on
her hands and knees." he bragged and took
another sip of beer.
His friends were amazed ! "What happened then ?"
they asked, almost
in
unison.
"Well, then she said, 'Get
the hell out from under that bed and fight
like a man !
' " he
admitted.
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