The Tyson one-liners
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?
A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!
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! Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood.
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.good thing he didn't say two!
Tyson's favorite football team-the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS. For the third fight between Mike and Evander, Tyson wants it to be held in Earie, PA.
New Tyson burger: There is a piece of the champ in every bite!
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They are making a new boxing term for Tyson.
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.instead of KO, it will be a Van Gogh. "Evander was Van Gogh'd in the third!
!!"Can't beat um.
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Eat um!
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!If Tyson fights Golatta,
is it more points for a low blow or an ear bite?
In this corner Evander "the Real Meal" Holyfield!
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Before the fight, Mike's trainer told him to get a piece of Holyfied. Oops, bad advice.
Iron BITE Tyson, the heavyweight CHOMP of the world!
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