Money jokes

Elmore walked into his
favorite truck stop
cafe and said to the owner,

"Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on
a raffle?"

"Whada ya win?"

"A million dollars!" said
the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for
a million years."

"How much are they each?"

"Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or
three for half a dollar!"