Money jokes

Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad

asked him why.
'I've lost five cents,

' sobbed
Johnny.

'Don't worry,

' said his dad kindly.

' Here's five more for you,

'
At
this Johnny howled louder than ever.

'Now what is it ?

' asked his
dad.

'I wish I'd said I'd lost ten cents!

'