Parent jokes
When our second child was on the way, my wife
and I
attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at
least one child.
The instructor raised the issue of breaking the
news to the older
child. It went like this:
"Some parents,"
she said, "tell the older child, 'We love you so
much we decided to
bring another child into this family.
' But think
about that.
Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said,
'Honey, I love
you so much I decided to bring home another wife.
'"
One of the
women spoke up immediately. "Does she cook?
??"
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