Parent jokes
A small boy is sent to bed by his
father.
..
[Five minutes later]
"Da-ad.
.."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had
your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Da-aaaad.
.."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY.
..
Can I have a drink of
water?
?"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!
!"
[Five minutes later]
"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD.
.."
"WHAT?
?!
!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of
water?"
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