Police jokes
A defense attorney was cross-examining
a
police officer during
a felony trial - it went like this:
Q.
Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A. No sir, but I
subsequently observed a person matching the
description of the offender
running several blocks away.
Q. Officer, who provided this
description?
A. The officer who responded to the scene.
Q. A
fellow officer provided the description of this so-
called offender. Do
you trust your fellow officers?
A. Yes sir, with my life.
Q.
With your life? Let me ask you this then officer - do you
have a
locker room in the police station - a room where you
change your clothes
in preparation for you daily duties?
A. Yes sir, we do.
Q.
And do you have a locker in that room?
A. Yes sir, I do.
Q. And
do you have a lock on your locker?
A. Yes sir.
Q. Now why is
it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers
with your life
, that you find it necessary to lock your locker
in a room you
share with those same officers?
A. You see sir, we share the
building with a court complex,
and sometimes lawyers have been known to
walk through that
room.
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