Religious jokes
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming
to town, he went
out and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the
Pope might notice
him on the parade route. When he went to the parade,
there was
this bum standing next to him, with old, dirty clothes on.
The
the guy's amazement, when the Pope came, he went over to
the
bum, and whispered something in his ear. Enraged, the guy went
over
to the bum and offered him $100 for the clothes off his
back. Next
day, he went back to the parade dressed like a bum.
Sure enough, when
the Pope came, he stopped in front of this
guy, and whispered in his
ear, "I thought I told you to get
the hell out of here!"
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