School jokes

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they
please stand up"
said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence,
one freshman rose to his
feet.

"Now then mister, why do you
consider yourself an idiot?" enquired
the teacher with a
sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you

standing up there all by yourself."