Obaid\'s Jokes
Joke-1:
Britney Spears was asked to model for Victoria Secret\'s latest Panty line. Everything was fine until she was told that she would actually have to wear one!
Joke-2:
My left nipple is bigger than my right one. I call my good nipple, \"the right nipple\".
Joke-3:
Comedian Lisa Lampanelli was asked how many Hispanics it takes to build a fence. She said, she wouldn\'t know, because she only own Blacks.
Joke-4:
Woody Allen is a great film maker. Do you know there is one movie that he really wished he actually made? \"Father of the Bride\".
Joke-5
-I have a Japanese- American friend. His name is \"Taho e lakuna hiruka
sumo nisu\" something. This dude is alright. At lease I always thought
so. We had mutual respect for each since we both live in projects.
That means I watch your back, you watch mine. It all changed when I
learn the meaning of his name. It means \"The one who urinates in bed
\"or â?
?The little bed wetterâ?
.
Now that\'s not the troubling part.
He was born Robert Allen James. Well he is the 2rd generation
Japanese-American born and raised inUSA, so that has been known to
happen. But his Native Japanese name was given in a mass tribal
ceremony back at his homeland WHEN HE WAS 40 YEARS OLD!
!!
Now that\'s not even the troubling part.
Lately he is having some trouble with his wife, concerning some
rumored extra-marital issue, so he asked me if he could crash in my
place. Being a good friend that I am, I said yes, otherwise I figured
how else his wife is going to accompany me on my comedy tour.
Ahem.
Here comes the troubling part.
Last I heard, he is using my bed, the bed that I sleep in, and
occasionally his wife, and I learn the meaning of his Native
Japanese-American name YESTERDAY!
!!
!!
!!
Joke-6
-I have a friend and Iâ?
?ve seen my other white friends are often quite
racist with him for no reason. For example, the other day he was
talking to a guy and told him that he was gonna go to a bank. The guy
asked him, what\'s you exit strategy? The trouble is, my friend is
white!
Joke-8
â?
?People automatically assume that I am not a racist, just because I am
a some white guy from Texasâ?
.
Joke-9
-\"You know there are some fathers who name their kids based on the
places where they got the kid\'s mother knocked up? Like Paris,
Washington, Brooklyn.
..
.? Well I got a friend who does like that but
he names his kids based on the facts that inspired him to knock up
their mother at the first place. He has three children, they are
called methamphetamine, Whisky and my personal favorite, Cracker\".
There is no surprise there since he was named Dope by his own parents.
The guy is just carrying out family traditions. \"
Joke-10
-\"You know there are so many categories of Hip Hop out there. Plain
Hip Hop, Acoustic Hip Hop, Hardcore Hip Hop, Advanced Hip Hop, .
..
..
how about DEFENSIVE HIP HOP? The kind that don;t get you all shot up
in the hood or at the Yearly Hip Hop awards or poorly known as Black
people\'s gun-show?
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Joke-11
A non-American with zero knowledge in Christianity goes to America upon invitation for the very first time and asked his recently married American Christian friend, \"So, is your wife a Catholic or a Prostitute?
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