A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?"The Priest says "If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop."
"Well, could you get any higher than that?" asks the Rabbi."I suppose that if my works are seen in a very good light that I mightbe made an ArchBishop" said the Priest a bit cautiously."Is there any way that you might go higher than that?"
"If all the Saints should smile, I guess I could be made a Cardinal"
"Could you be anything higher than a Cardinal?" probed the Rabbi.
Hesitating a little bit, the Priest said "I supose that I could beelected Pope, but.
.."So the Rabbi says "And could you be anything higher than that?
,is there any way to go up from being the Pope?"
"What!
!! I should be the Messiah himself!
?!"The Rabbi leaned back and said "One of our boys made it."
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