The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with...
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what they wanted to bewhen they grew up.
A twelve-year-old said, "I want to be a prostitute."The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot. When theyrevived her, she raised her head from the ground and gasped,"What did you say?"The young girl shrugged. "I said I want to be a prostitute."
"A prostitute!" the Mother Superior said, "Oh, praise sweetJesus! And I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant."
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