Got a second?
God, I was wondering.
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how long is a million years to you?"God answered, "Son, a million years to me is like a second to you."So the man asks, "God how much is a million dollars to you?"And God answered, "Son a million dollars to me is like one penny to you."So the man asks, "God, can I have one of your pennies?"And God answers, "Just a second son."
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