Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.
After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drinkorders.
The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and placedbefore him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also likedrink.
The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped bya brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,"I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice.
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