It was a somber day in Disney land...
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce court.
. The judge was about to make his decision he said 'Im sorry mickey, I cant grant you a divorce based on your statement that Minnie has prominant teeth"Mickey retorted " I DIDNT SAY SHE had prominent teeth, I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!
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