Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates...
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates over tea."I call my man 'Eight,
' " said the first woman, "Because he's got eight inches, and we do it eight times a day."The second woman said in response, "I call my man 'Ten'because his dongis ten inches long, and we do it ten times every night."The first woman then asked the third woman "What do you call your man?"She answered " 'Creme de Menthe.
' "
"Why? Isn't' that a liqueur?" the other two wanted to know."Yep, it is," said the woman, continuing, "yeah, you betcha!"
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