These two guys are car pooling home from work one day...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver islooking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex onsomeone's front lawn."Look", he shouts "What are the those dogs doing? are they fighting?"The passenger, being a man of the world, replies "They are having sex.
Don't tell me that you have never had sex doggie style before?"The driver, a bit embarrassed, admits that he has never had sexdoggie style. So the passenger says, "You have to try it. Its prettycool. Here's what you do. Tonight when you get home, fix your wifea margarita and then suggest that you want to try this new sexualposition."The driver thinks a bit and then decides he will give it atry. The next morning, the two commuters are back in the car and thepassenger asks, "Well, how did it go?" To which the driver replies, "It wasgreat.
But it took me 6 Margaritas just to get her on the front lawn."
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