Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?"
"I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whisperedhuskily, ".
..
undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you untilmorning."
"Geez," the woman replied, "you can tell all that from two hello's?"
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