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Mongo's old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday, so she bought a pair of crotchlesspanties. That night, as he came into the house, shelay sprawled on the couch spread-eagle."Hi hon," she purred sexily. "Y'all wantsome of this?"
"Hell, no!" he hollered. "Look at what it'sdone to your undies!"
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