On a very cold night...
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait."
"But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now."
"Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs."
"Listen, I'm pretty desperate. I don't need a room."So she takes his money and he goes upstairs with one ofthe staff and, after looking for a place to consummatethe transaction, they decide to do it on the roof. Butit's a very cold night, and they freeze to death andfall to the sidewalk. A passing drunk looks them over,
staggers to the door, and knocks."Go away!" says the madam. "We don't allow drunks in here!"
"I don't want in," says the drunk. "I just wanted to tellyou that your sign fell down."
we have more jokes here... check this out
- What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?
- After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...
- What's a real mate?
- How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
- Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods...
- What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
- What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...
- How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
- Five fingers
- This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous...
post comment