A small dissapointment
Two GI's in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit."I can't go in here" he says" It's really going to stink"
"There's another trench over there" says the other."I'll cover you with the M60.
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. just give me a shout andand i'll cover you so you can get back"
"OK" so the GI runs across while the other fires off themachine gun.
He's waiting 10 minutes.
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.15.
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20.
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.he shouts out "Are you Ok?".
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nothing.
Over an hour later he hears his mate shouting."Cover me i`m coming back"When he jumps back in, his mate says "Where the fuck have you been? you've been gone for over an hour"
"Yeah, I know. There's a girl in there, I played with her tits,
fondled her arse,
turned her round and fucked her frombehind!"
"It was great!"
"You lucky Bastard" said the other "did you get a blow job?" "nah" said the other,
disappointedly" she didn't have a head"Send by Rob Rowell
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