There were two people having sex in a car...
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy thew the comdom out the window. His girlfriend gotmad at him she wanted to go again. So he got out of the carand went to find the condom. He found that a little boy had found it and when he asked forit back the boy refused. "C'mon" he begged, "I'll give u a dollar." "Well," little boy thought, "Okay."So the little boy ran home. "Mom, you'll never guess what justwhat just happened! I sold this guy a twinky for a dollar, but Itricked him. I sucked the cream out of it first!"
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