A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at this woman and all hisprofessionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she haddisrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doingso, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasionsor dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," saidthe doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Doyou know what I'm doing now?" he asked."Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps orbreast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexualintercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doingnow?"
"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I camehere in the first place."
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