The wife of an older man is distraught...
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's um.
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little sailor can't salute anymore. She goes to her local doctorand explains the situation and the doctor just feels plain bad forher. The doc thinks for a little bit, turns to the woman and says,"listen, I don't do this for everyone, but since your husband'son his way out.
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Get this prescription, and put three drops in hismilk before he goes to bed." The wife is very happy and thanks thedoc profusely. Two weeks later, the doctor sees the woman and asks how it went.
The lady blushes, smiles and says, "well I put thirty drops in hismilk by accident, and well, we just need an antidote now to closethe coffin."
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