A young girl had not been feeling well...
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began, "you're pregnant."
"But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and in, our colony we practice sex only with our eyes."
"Well my dear," said the doctor, "someone in that colony is cockeyed."
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